December 2011
7 posts
"I would really love to spend six months to a year... →
motherjones:
—Newt Gingrich, 1995.
Warning: Above link includes a video of a sloth being carried across a road, set to R. Kelly’s “I Believe I can Fly.”
Hey now, this is one of the most reasonable Gingrich quotes I’ve seen
21st century laziness
i am laying in bed
pitter patter on my window
rain drops?
i reach
for the iphone
tap the weather app
yes
it is
Hunting for a new place to live
It’s like a first date and a job interview rolled into one
yes, I will be your cool roomie
but I’m also responsible and will pay bills on time
please pick me
I don’t want to end up in a dungeon like in-law
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