"I would really love to spend six months to a year in the Amazon basin, just being able to spend the day watching tree sloths." ⇢

motherjones:

—Newt Gingrich, 1995.

Warning: Above link includes a video of a sloth being carried across a road, set to R. Kelly’s “I Believe I can Fly.”

Hey now, this is one of the most reasonable Gingrich quotes I’ve seen

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akio:

sinking-up:

psh, that thing has been “last day” for days now

San Francisco - Sunset? 

yes

akio:

sinking-up:

psh, that thing has been “last day” for days now

San Francisco - Sunset? 

yes

(Source: wilkesbooth)

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psh, that thing has been “last day” for days now

psh, that thing has been “last day” for days now

(Source: wilkesbooth)

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21st century laziness

i am laying in bed

pitter patter on my window

rain drops?

i reach

for the iphone

tap the weather app

yes

it is

sdg86:

Occupy Together, No Walls No Borders! No one is illegal.
Occupy San Diego and Occupy Tijuana met at the San Diego/Tijuana border to show support and solidarity for one another. Here we have a human heart being split apart by a dagger (the border) symbolizing how borders are not beneficial to anyone, they are immoral, and they just split families and friends apart.

sdg86:

Occupy Together, No Walls No Borders! No one is illegal.

Occupy San Diego and Occupy Tijuana met at the San Diego/Tijuana border to show support and solidarity for one another. Here we have a human heart being split apart by a dagger (the border) symbolizing how borders are not beneficial to anyone, they are immoral, and they just split families and friends apart.

(via pierianspring)

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Hunting for a new place to live

It’s like a first date and a job interview rolled into one

yes, I will be your cool roomie

but I’m also responsible and will pay bills on time

please pick me

I don’t want to end up in a dungeon like in-law

apsies:

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: At the encouragement of conservative “values promoting” organization Florida Family Association, the national home improvement chain Lowe’s has decided to pull their advertising from TLC’s groundbreaking reality show All-American Muslim.
In an email sent to Lowe’s and other advertisers, FFA refers to All-American Muslim —  a show which follows the members of five families as they deal with the everyday difficulties of being Muslim in America — as “propaganda that riskily hides the Islamic agenda’s clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values.”
According to the Association’s website, Lowe’s responded to the e-mail by saying that the show does not “meet Lowe’s advertising guidelines,” and therefore the company “will no longer be advertising on that program.”
Reached for comment by The Hollywood Reporter, a spokewoman for Lowe’s said concerns and complaints were raised “from multiple sides of the viewer spectrum” on various news sites and blogs. “We based our decision to pull the advertising on this research and after hearing the concerns we received through emails, calls, through social media and in news reports.”
TLC said that, despite Lowe’s withdrawal, advertising support for the show remains strong.
Outrage over the move continues to grow, however. One Twitter user likely spoke for many when he asked, “will you next consider KKKs demands to pull ads from BET?”
It’s worth noting that The Home Depot, the largest home improvement retailer in the US, is still supporting the show with its ads.
[thr.]

And this kind of thing is why I shop at Home Depot.

I don’t think I’ve ever stepped foot in a Lowes, guess I’ll be keeping it that way. Home Depot it is.

apsies:

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: At the encouragement of conservative “values promoting” organization Florida Family Association, the national home improvement chain Lowe’s has decided to pull their advertising from TLC’s groundbreaking reality show All-American Muslim.

In an email sent to Lowe’s and other advertisers, FFA refers to All-American Muslim —  a show which follows the members of five families as they deal with the everyday difficulties of being Muslim in America — as “propaganda that riskily hides the Islamic agenda’s clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values.”

According to the Association’s website, Lowe’s responded to the e-mail by saying that the show does not “meet Lowe’s advertising guidelines,” and therefore the company “will no longer be advertising on that program.”

Reached for comment by The Hollywood Reporter, a spokewoman for Lowe’s said concerns and complaints were raised “from multiple sides of the viewer spectrum” on various news sites and blogs. “We based our decision to pull the advertising on this research and after hearing the concerns we received through emails, calls, through social media and in news reports.”

TLC said that, despite Lowe’s withdrawal, advertising support for the show remains strong.

Outrage over the move continues to grow, however. One Twitter user likely spoke for many when he asked, “will you next consider KKKs demands to pull ads from BET?”

It’s worth noting that The Home Depot, the largest home improvement retailer in the US, is still supporting the show with its ads.

[thr.]

And this kind of thing is why I shop at Home Depot.

I don’t think I’ve ever stepped foot in a Lowes, guess I’ll be keeping it that way. Home Depot it is.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) ⇢

  1. The Symbolick Jews (18)
  2. Toro Y Moi (12)
  3. Drake (6)
  4. Drake feat. The Weeknd (1)
  5. Drake feat. Rick Ross (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

You shouldn’t trust every quote you read on the internet

- Abraham Lincoln

getyourhotrodsreadytorumble:

rune-midgarts:

burrbiebitch:

straightwiththatheater:

hravestmoon:

how is this supposed to make anyone feel better

it should because i aint feelin a smidgen of arousal that shits grose

they’re too skinny and the airbrushing is just awful and too obvious

‘love my body’try showing all body types next time
NICE TRY 

^

getyourhotrodsreadytorumble:

rune-midgarts:

burrbiebitch:

straightwiththatheater:

hravestmoon:

how is this supposed to make anyone feel better

it should because i aint feelin a smidgen of arousal that shits grose

they’re too skinny and the airbrushing is just awful and too obvious

‘love my body’
try showing all body types next time

NICE TRY 

^

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